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[hackingyoursensors]

is something going on in Ireland?

[reneger]

absolutely nothing
which is the entire point
i'm dragging tim, too, so we'll have to come up with a good reason for why we're putting an unconscious person on a flight that doesn't sound like we're kidnapping him

[hackingyoursensors]

are you sure it's ok to leave
considering everything that's going on?
and technically we are kidnapping him
which feels kinda wrong
even if Tim throwing himself through a time portal isn't much better

[reneger]

junior will still be around
we'll be more useful after getting a break in than we will be if we stick around as we are

[hackingyoursensors]

[ It occurs to Dick that Jason is including himself when he says "we." Between taking him in, getting captured, helping in Excelsior, and looking after Tony, Jason hasn't had a breather. He's still unsure about a vacation now of all times, but if it'll help, Dick will go along with it. ]

alright.
Tim's gonna be pissed though
and I won't blame him for it.
but if anyone asks, we can say he took sleep meds because he's a nervous flyer.
is it just the three of us?

[reneger]

rayner, too
just in case

tim will be pissed and it's fine
i can handle it

[Text] - While the kidnapping is happening

[forceforlight]

Keep an eye on them for me. I'll be back before you all know it.

[hackingyoursensors]

what's the plan
you can't just take a mallet to his head
well you can
but that doesn't seem like the best idea

[reneger]

you play distraction
i'll come up behind him and knock him out

[hackingyoursensors]

so we're going with mallet to the head
are you sure we can't use something else
maybe with a lower chance of causing a concussion

[reneger]

i was planning on going for a chokehold

[hackingyoursensors]

i guess that's better?

[hackingyoursensors]

So you think he'll be the most objective when it comes to Bruce?

[ Dick only knows Jason from what he's seen here. He's complicated and weird and Dick doesn't think Jason is lying. ]

[reneger]

less likely to give him a concussion
granted, chances are high he'll squirm his way out of it and i'll have to go for the sledgehammer anyway

[reneger]

If you're looking for objective, I'd ring up Timbers. But I think older you's got the most experience with B, an' he's spent a lot of time dealing with his bullshit. And he's got a more--

( gesturing over to dick, because. )

You outlook, I'm guessing.

[hackingyoursensors]

[ Dick runs a hand through his hair. ]

Yeah, that's going to take a lot of getting used to.

[hackingyoursensors]

so i should pack ibuprofen either way
do you think this will work
i mean how can i help with his whole
expendable and depressed
feelings

[reneger]

if you look at it logically, he is who we could afford to send off
junior has dylan and nico
dick has tiny tim
i have you
babs is brand new

he's also just an idiot who focuses too much on the logistics
and he just lost kon
and he never dealt with anything else that happened because there's too much other shit to handle

tim needs a minute to breathe
beyond that?
fuck if i know this isn't my forte

[hackingyoursensors]

so the plan is
1) aggravated assault
2) kidnapping
3) winging it

[reneger]

yep

[hackingyoursensors]

well
i've done more
with less of a plan than that

[reneger]

you're welcome to come up with a better one
you're the smart one here, d
i'm just the muscle

[hackingyoursensors]

very funny
is that going to be your defense
when tim wakes up

anyway a complicated plan will
be way easier for him to spot

so i guess this is the best we've got?

[reneger]

you're sitting next to him on the plane

he won't strangle you, you're small

[reneger]

Tell me about it.

( this isn't even his first round with a mini me. it is, however, his first round with one this similar. and he hates it. hates seeing all the ways they're similar, hates the differenes even more because all they do is make him think about how much better junior is. )