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[hackingyoursensors]

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[hackingyoursensors]

what's the plan
you can't just take a mallet to his head
well you can
but that doesn't seem like the best idea

[reneger]

you play distraction
i'll come up behind him and knock him out

[hackingyoursensors]

so we're going with mallet to the head
are you sure we can't use something else
maybe with a lower chance of causing a concussion

[reneger]

i was planning on going for a chokehold

[hackingyoursensors]

i guess that's better?

[reneger]

less likely to give him a concussion
granted, chances are high he'll squirm his way out of it and i'll have to go for the sledgehammer anyway

[hackingyoursensors]

so i should pack ibuprofen either way
do you think this will work
i mean how can i help with his whole
expendable and depressed
feelings

[reneger]

if you look at it logically, he is who we could afford to send off
junior has dylan and nico
dick has tiny tim
i have you
babs is brand new

he's also just an idiot who focuses too much on the logistics
and he just lost kon
and he never dealt with anything else that happened because there's too much other shit to handle

tim needs a minute to breathe
beyond that?
fuck if i know this isn't my forte

[hackingyoursensors]

so the plan is
1) aggravated assault
2) kidnapping
3) winging it

[reneger]

yep

[hackingyoursensors]

well
i've done more
with less of a plan than that

[reneger]

you're welcome to come up with a better one
you're the smart one here, d
i'm just the muscle

[hackingyoursensors]

very funny
is that going to be your defense
when tim wakes up

anyway a complicated plan will
be way easier for him to spot

so i guess this is the best we've got?

[reneger]

you're sitting next to him on the plane

he won't strangle you, you're small

[hackingyoursensors]

that just makes me easier to strangle
he won't even have to use both hands

[reneger]

you haven't done anything to earn it yet
you'll be safe

[hackingyoursensors]

'yet' being the operative word

[reneger]

he wouldn't do that with you

[hackingyoursensors]

because i'm dick or because i'm 14?

[reneger]

because you're 14 and not damian

[hackingyoursensors]

so I'm clear until I hit 18
good to know

I'm ready to put the plan in motion when you are

[ He wishes it wasn't necessary but it clearly is.

Injuring Tim is going to make him feel bad, though, even if he's only an accessory to it. ]

[reneger]

you're clear until you take him down and he remembers why dick grayson is never on the cleared list

let me pack my bag

[hackingyoursensors]

i have no idea what you mean
I'm perfectly harmless

[ He absolutely is not, but he also doesn't see why he'd need to take anyone down. Stop them from being stupid? Sure. 'Take them down?' He doubts it. ]

got it.
I'll be ready in 10.

[reneger]

at fourteen, the only one who was less harmless than you is damian
and only because damian is a trained assassin

[hackingyoursensors]

if people didn't want me to be a threat to them
they shouldn't try to blow up every major city on earth
or whatever else
I doubt any of you would do that
so there's no reason to be worried