[He hears it. It's not that Dick's never dealt with drunk adults before, but Kyle is way different from some wasted rich guy at a Wayne Enterprises function.]
Hey, maybe you'll actually join the League in my world. It's a lot cooler than the one in yours, trust me.
[He'll keep it light, even if he's a tad worried. Kyle deserves happiness. Even if Dick thinks it's a bittersweet kind of happy.]
Your secret's safe with me. If you need something for the headache, I've got some 'aspirin'.
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I know. I just hope you'll get to be a GL too.
[Amused:] Right. I think you'll say something different when I replay this for you tomorrow.
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[He laughs again, and then there's a noise that does sound like a choked sob.]
Crap. What d'you know, blood-alcohol level is way above regulation.
['but this is the best news I've had in a long time']
Don't tell John.
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Hey, maybe you'll actually join the League in my world. It's a lot cooler than the one in yours, trust me.
[He'll keep it light, even if he's a tad worried. Kyle deserves happiness. Even if Dick thinks it's a bittersweet kind of happy.]
Your secret's safe with me. If you need something for the headache, I've got some 'aspirin'.
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[A pause.]
You could leave it on the window. M'at home now.
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[He's... actually not entirely good with kids anyway. Not bad but, well, having a short childhood makes it hard to relate to them.]
Do you want company?
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[Lucid enough to know he doesn't want Dick to see him like this.]
See you... in the morning...
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[He's never been hungover but it always seemed rather uncomfortable.]